kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add
really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

(Source: nemythecoolest, via dutchster)

larstheyeti:

Only a couple days left in the heart and brain kickstarter: http://yetikickstarter.com

larstheyeti:

Only a couple days left in the heart and brain kickstarter: http://yetikickstarter.com

(via thefrogman)

(Source: bethalert, via skeletalvanity)

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

(via maxmff)

Quick story

chandra-nalaar:

mtgfan:

  • Sorin and Ugin sealed away the Eldrazi on Zendikar
  • Bolas kills Ugin on Tarkir
  • Sarkhan worships Bolas, goes insane hearing Ugin in his head
  • Sarkhan leaves for Tarkir, attempting to find Ugin.
  • Instead finds Ugin’s remains
  • Sorin is sad Ugin is dead because that means it’s likely Zendikar is boned.

and then the LITHOMANCER ARRIVES

or at least i hopes so

I’m thinking…..

- Sarkhan and Sorin revive Ugin.

- They all become bros.

- Bolas shows up to put an end to friendship.

- But friendship is the greatest treasure of all.

- ???

- Return to Zendikar.

breakingstride:

frankoceanfanclub:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

please delete this

Do not ever delete this

(Source: koolghoul, via sudowoodoe)

As soon as I get to university and unpack my magic I’ll need to do a commanderselfie.

chandra-nalaar:

chandra-nalaar:

s2g if i don’t get my first kiss soon like in the next year i’m going to burn down the world

im a huge sappy romantic and most of the songs i listen to are love songs and i have never been romantically involved with anyone and this is a huge crime. i just dont like anyone